Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I smell stomach acid.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize