The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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