The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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