she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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