dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
don't judge my taste in strippers
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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