it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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