Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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