We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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