I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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