The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I cried while dry heaving in the back of the car to the New York song with jay z in it. I was singing it inbetween gags.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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