someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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