is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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