4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize