you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
4 words: hood of his car
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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