Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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