What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
The air was thick with penises
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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