so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
Randomize
