Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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