You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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