I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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