rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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