Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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