Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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