If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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