please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I supernannyed him into submission
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