It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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