No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just forgot I was standing up.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Randomize
