Dual....:-)
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
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