Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
