i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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