he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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