I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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