So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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