we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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