Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Blow job season was short but glorious.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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