Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Alive.
So much puke
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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