Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it hurts more in the daytime
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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