I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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