Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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