This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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