that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
