Too much gin, very little bucket
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
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