Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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