Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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