i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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