just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize
