absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
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