I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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