I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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