Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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