Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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