do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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